Everything is a remix - part 1

NCPM: 10 Rules to Date My Daughter

naocontepramamae:

É velho, mas achei de novo, então postei pra guardar aqui.

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not…